dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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