morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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