Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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