Where did you get a picture of my penis
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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