My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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