I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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