I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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