And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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