Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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