super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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