How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
