Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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