dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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