doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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