is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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