He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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