What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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