if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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