On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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