remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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