This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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