Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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