what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
