she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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