Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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