She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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