these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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