butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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