In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm at about main and main street
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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