BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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