fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
The Olympian is in my bed
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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