Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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