i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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