office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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