btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I don't think brook has ever known best
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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