just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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