Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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