I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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