You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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