problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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