tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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