doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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