she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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