Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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