I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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