if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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