you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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