STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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