last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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