I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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