I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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