I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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