Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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