Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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