that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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