The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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