she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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