I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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